thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
drarna: the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
Nature is busy creating absolutely unique individuals, whereas culture has...– Jiddu Krishnamurti (via rawrmarks)
yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
One day Jean-Luc and I were sitting in a cafe in Boulevard St. Michel and we...– Anna Karina, 2004 (via anna—karina)
the poor dancing girl she won't dance again:... →
comepraisetheinfanta: imcastortroy: callmekp: nbloggz: lizdexia: browniehusband: brainstatic: icarntspell: Lindsay Weir (Freaks and Geeks), Rae (My Mad Fat Diary), Peggy Olson (Mad Men) Nick Miller (New Girl), Toby Ziegler (West Wing),… Liz Lemon (30 Rock), April Ludgate (Parks & Rec), Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones)
vondell-swain: “mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”
ikolism: hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.